Late-Nite Energy

During teacher class this evening I was gulping down a Mountain Dew AMP to avoid falling asleep during out 3hr, 40min class.  Before I even continue, I want to ask what fucking genius came up with the idea of 11 sessions of 3hr, 40min night classes in one quarter.  And our professor assured us that we’d be using every last one of those minutes because “there’s no shortage of relevant material on this subject”.  Anyway, my classmate asked me if energy drinks like that one work and, though I didn’t really have an answer then, I sure-as-hell have an answer now because I immediately went jogging in the dark upon getting home at 8:40.  Also, I’ve spent the evening in some sort of energized state, managing my fantasy celebrity team, searching for cell phone upgrades and now I sit, at 10:30pm, making a blog post and eating the salmon, spinach and beans that I just cooked.  Perhaps, in the middle of the night, I’ll write that test on the genetics unit my students are supposed to take tomorrow.  One more AMP in the morning will assure that I don’t sleepwalk through the day and then I’ll conk out for about 12 hours tomorrow night.  Because you wanted to know, right?

Unrelated, but for a guy like me who is seemingly unable to assert himself, it’s tough to see a woman who was previously friendly to you be friendly to some other dude.  Or maybe it’s petty jealousy.  In any event, WhatUpThen!  Get off your ass!