All Dressed Up…

Well, I didn’t go to a Halloween party this weekend. The options were limited. Melissa offered some Chinese masquerade party but that wouldn’t have worked, even with the Asian escort to make me legitimate. And yes, I used “Asian escort” deliberately to get more site traffic. Brian tried calling the women [...]

Nexus Love

Hey, Hey!! A comment from the Nexus! I don’t know exactly which one of you wrote such kind words (I’m guessing Tim, although you all are capable) but thanks and tell your friends about my wild little site!
I’ve only been to the Nexus a handful of times in the past few years, but [...]

Costumed Teacher

This week is the last week of the quarter at the high school. That’s right, baby! Friday will mark 43 days as a teacher under my belt. Unlike during my substitute days, the kids have been generally great and I’ve been able to minimize the chaos that brims in every high school [...]

Vanity Smurf

Photos of WhatUpThen with various white people. I’m only doing this because of that GOT-damn Mountain Dew. I need to get into the bed.

Thanks, Melissa, for those reunion photos.

Late-Nite Energy

During teacher class this evening I was gulping down a Mountain Dew AMP to avoid falling asleep during out 3hr, 40min class.  Before I even continue, I want to ask what fucking genius came up with the idea of 11 sessions of 3hr, 40min night classes in one quarter.  And our professor assured us that [...]

Reunion Party

If you are someone who visits this page regularly, I apologize for the weeklong absence. It’s not that things haven’t happened; it’s just that blogger rut that we can sometimes find ourselves trapped in. Ideas have been dancing around in my head all week and it’s so easy to jump onto the computer [...]

Dragging Along (with trivia!)

Earlier this evening, my sister told me that Jessica Simpson was a virgin bride. I told my sister that that was a bold-faced lie. Later, doing the usual ignoring of my lesson-planning, I looked up Jessica Simpson on Wikipedia to find that her father was a preacher and she had a strict [...]

Parental Concern

Many of the experienced teachers I’ve spoken to have said that the worst part of the job isn’t dealing with misbehaving or disrespectful teenagers. It’s also not the hours of out-of-classroom work or the out-of-pocket funds to supplement the meager budget for supplies. My longtime teacher colleagues tell me that the truly most [...]

This Post Sucks

It’s interesting, this is the first weekend in quite some time where I didn’t do jack. Spent Friday night lying on the couch watching that “To Catch a Predator” series and I really have nothing more to say about that. Spent boatloads of time this weekend at Happy Donut (drinking orange juice and doing work), [...]