The Weakest Link

Okay, now you tell me. Look at the four faces on this poster and tell me which one doesn’t belong. Josh Hartnett?? I mean, what the fuck?? And he’s the headliner, too! It’s shocking to me that this dude makes millions of dollars for his work. I’ve seen movies that include him, so I’m not speaking from complete ignorance. The Virgin Suicides, Sin City and O were all entertaining movies, but they didn’t benefit from Josh Hartnett’s expressionless gaze. People criticize Keanu Reeves for having no personality and I contend that Reeves has 10 times the personality of this joker. Josh Hartnett could NEVER have played Ted, end of story. And I’m reading about him on IMDB and I see he’s been involved with my girl Scarlett Johanssen and now I’m doubly pissed. I’m not female. Is this dude hella fine or something? Is he an especially pretty face? Josh Hartnett couldn’t possibly be the draw for this film with each of these three other big-time actors in there. They could have gone cheap with Shane West and still gotten someone who can play grim AND delighted. What’s that?? Hell yeah, I’m seeing it!