Strider

Today I took a walk. A long walk. I started my Discman with Talkie Walkie upon leaving my apartment and listened to it the entire way through. Then, while still walking, I put in Return of the Space Cowboy and listened to that all the way through. The Air CD is [...]

Scheduling and Shakespeare

Alright, alright. I know it has been a few days since I last posted, but understand that the couple-days gap is a more realistic (and likely) schedule. For the period just starting out the site I wanted to do a posting blitz of sorts so that there would be substantial content for people [...]

The Energizer and the Plan

I’m gonna be up all night. Got a paper due tomorrow for Children’s Environmental Health about the effects of supercaffeinated beverages. You know, your Red Bulls, your AMPs, your Sobe Adrenalines…there’s a million of them. I’ve even learned there’s a Nelly-sponsored drink called Pimp Juice. Well, in the name of research [...]

Dreaming of Saint Patrick’s Day

Hey girl. Sorry to hear that spinning the wheel has caused you such pain. But if I were with you, you know I’d take care of it.
I like John Mayer for a couple of reasons. For one, there’s the gentle movement of his music from Room for Squares. There are also [...]

LUP #1 – Showering in the Gym

Ice Climber is coming at you this evening with notice of one of life’s underappreciated pleasures: showering in the locker room after exercising at the gym. First, I’ll argue against the alternatives:
Alternative 1: Showering at home – This method involves walking home in either sweat-soaked clothes or causing a new change of clothes to [...]

Horrible Titles

KKK, wow. That title is even worse than the other one.

Keep Kitsch Kitsch

I’ve gotten a little bit of feedback about this page. That makes me oh so happy!! Please continue to read and tell your friends. Your readership and free advertisement are the generators of my mind. They will keep me writing silly and trivial (but hopefully entertaining!) posts for a long time [...]

Write right, dammit!!

Yeah, man. I get these emails where the author substitutes “u” for “you” and “r” for “are” and it’s really, really annoying. All due respect to you if you’re a perpetrator of this trend, but please consider stopping. I know you’re talking with your friends on Instant Messenger or chatting with BigUnit69 [...]

Grocery Store Let’s Make a Deal

I was at the grocery store at 1:30am last night. I was debating between buying cookies or buying salsa.
I really should have bought the cookies.

Exultation. Plus a helpful tip!!

In less than 3 weeks I’ll be updating Ice Climber from the San Francisco Bay, baby! Going back for the summer and I’m excited. Why excited? ‘Cause I’ll be reunited with:
- Taco Bell
- My Car
- Naan & Curry
- Southland Mall
- BART
- My Family
- Santa Cruz
- Ricers
- CSU Hayward
- My Friends (not counting [...]